The Running Mate

So, Ahnold Schwarzenegger, the man who went on camera and told the world that he loves bodybuilding so much that he equated it to shooting his steroid saturated jizz all over the place in a biological blitzkrieg, wants to run for president, in DEFIANCE of the whole “only people born in the US can run for Big Boss” law. I mean, yeah, he’s killed beaten a Predator and he was the only man to survive The Running Man, but even if he were elected by the public as some kind of independent, wouldn’t he just get tossed in jail for breaking the law!? I don’t fucking know. If Jesse Ventura wusses out and doesn’t for the big prize himself, he could totally run as VP on Ahnold’s ticket with the Ain’t Got Time To Bleed Party.


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