Sorry for the lack of updates in recent weeks, kiddos. Uncle Anubis has been a very unfunny state of mind these last few weeks, and though I’m sure some of you would say I wasn’t funny to begin with (fuck you, by the way), if I can’t make allusions to my genitals or comments about using people as my toilet, why bother writing anything? I’ll be back to form soon (I think), so just stick with me, my cenobites-in-training, and your patience will be rewarded!
The Tomb of Anubis 