As those of you who have been following the site for a while now will likely know, The Tomb’s output suffers from time to time due to my personal inconveniences. Rather than bore you by sharing those inconveniences with you directly, I choose instead to continue keeping my disappearances kayfabe! In that regard, let’s just say that my latest absence was the result of a month long blackout from drinking too much Yeti Nog at the annual Zoological Curiosities Holiday Party. Having awoken just in time to give 2016 the finger one final time before its stuffed down a garbage chute into the space-time incinerator, I’m working on getting one final review up before Father Time Benjamin Buttons himself into Baby 2017.

So keep your eyes and ears peeled, wankers and spankers, because something kick-ass this way comes!