Reviews By Episode

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Episode 00 – Tag Team (1991)
or “The Tomb of Anubis Pilot Review”

Episode 01 – The Night of the Living Dead 3D: Re-Animation (2012)
or “Jeffrey Combs Dies at the End”

Episode 02 – Branded (2012)
or “Business is My Business and Business is Good… BUSINESS!”

Episode 03 – Karate-Robo Zaborgar (2011)
or “Super Robot Adjective Excitement Perversion Display!”

Episode 04 – Hell Baby (2013)
or “Jim Henson’s Parody Babies”

Episode 05 – The Lords of Salem (2012)
or “Jim Henson’s Rob Zombie’s Rosemary’s Baby’s Babies”

Episode 06 – Rise of the Zombies (2012)
or “Save the Patients! Burn Down the Asylum!”

Episode 07 – Monster Brawl (2011)
or “From Beyond the Mat”

Episode 08 – A Haunted House (2013)
or “It’s Okay, I Have a Black Friend”

Episode 09 – 1313: Bigfoot Island (2012)
or “Poppin’ a ‘Squatch”

Episode 10 – Gallowwalkers (2012)
or “Walk Like Aman, Talk Like Aman, Kill Like Aman”

Episode 11 – Saint Nick (2010)
or “Black (Pete) Christmas”

Episode 12 – Rare Exports (2010)
or “Santa Claus is Coming to KILL!”

Episode 13 [Rerun] – Black Santa’s Revenge (2007)
or “Let’s Scare Megyn Kelly to Death!”

Episode 14 – Left Behind: the Movie (2000)
or “Heaven is Full of Naked People”

Episode 15 – Krampus: the Christmas Devil (2013)
or “May Krampus Never Cramp Us”

Episode 16 [Rerun] – Ankle Biters (2002)
or “They Prefer to Be Called ‘Vertically Challenged Living Impaired Motorcycle Enthusiasts'”

Episode 17 [Rerun] – The Condemned (2007)
or “Stone Cold Killer”

Episode 18 – Black Dynamite (2009)
or “African-American Explosive Device!”

Episode 19 – My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)
or “Miner Indiscretions”

Episode 20 – Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies (2012)
or “The Great Emancipator (of Heads)”

Episode 21 – Android Cop (2014)
or “The Sixty Dollar Man”

Episode 22 – Our RoboCop Remake (2014)
or “I’d Buy THAT for a Dollar!”

Episode 23 – Cthulhu (2007)
or “Even Death May Die”

Episode 24 [Rerun] – Evil Bong (2006)
or “Criminalize It”

Episode 25 – Beyond Re-Animator (2003)
or “The Doctor is In(carcerated)”

Episode 26 – Stage Fright (2014)
or “Everybody’s a Critic”

Episode 27 – Godzilla 2000 (1999)
or “Children of a Lesser Godzilla”

Episode 28 – Return to Nuke ‘Em High Volume 1 (2013)
or “Alma Mind Over Alma Mater”

Episode 29 – Friday the 13th (2009)
or “Mommy’s Little Monster”

Episode 30 – A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
or “Pizza Puss Reborn”

Episode 31 – The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
or “Dog Will Hunt(ing)”

Episode 32 – Halloween (2007)
or “The Shape of Things to Come (Looks Kinda Like William Shatner)”

Episode 33 – Death Racers (2008)
or “The Faygo 500”

Episode 34 [Rerun] – Dead Man’s Hand: Casino of the Damned (2007)
or “Viva Spook Vegas”

Episode 35 [Rerun] – Wiseguys Vs. Zombies (2003)
or “Minor-Ass-Itch Rides Again”

Episode 36 [Rerun] – Shoot ‘Em Up (2007)
or “Kill Kill Bang Bang”

Episode 37 – Life After Beth (2014)
or “Night of the Living Ludgate”

Episode 38 – See No Evil (2006)
or “The Grand Kill-the-Rest Hotel”

Episode 39 – See No Evil 2 (2014)
or “Raising Kane”

Episode 40 – ThanksKilling (2009)
or “You’reWelcomeMurder”

Episode 41 – A Haunted House 2 (2014)
or “Un-Living Color”

Episode 42 – Iron Man: Rise of Technovore (2013)
or “Tony Starkner’s TechWar”

Episode 43 – Tales of the Black Freighter (2009)
or “It’s an Open Sore on a Putrid Shore”

Episode 44 – Santa’s Slay (2005)
or “Murder on 34th Street”

Episode 45 – Pro Wrestlers Vs. Zombies (2014)
or “The Wrestling Dead”

Episode 46 – Pontypool (2008)
or “Radio Ga Ga, Eh?”

Episode 47 – Dead Rising: Watchtower (2015)
or “There Must Be Some Kinda Way Outta Here”

Episode 48 – Fresh Meat (2012)
or “How Sweet”

Episode 49 – American Psycho (2000)
or “Scum Yuppies Must Die!”

Episode 50 – Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2015)
or “Ghouls ‘n GearHeads”

Episode 51 – The Babadook (2014)
or “Scary Stories to Tell in the Outback”

Episode 52 – Danger 5: Series 1 (2011)
or “Glorious Bastards”

Episode 53 – Apokalips X (2014)
or “What Fight Through Yonder Window Breaks?”

Episode 54 – Faust: Love of the Damned (2000)
or “Son of Satan”

Episode 55 – The Nun (2005)
or “Spirit of Vengeance”

Episode 56 – Beneath Still Waters (2005)
or “Haunt of Horror”

Episode 57 – Arachnid (2001)
or “Where Monsters Dwell”

Episode 58 [Rerun] – Welcome to the Jungle (2007)
or “Appetite for Duodenum”

Episode 59 – Romasanta (2004)
or “Werewolves. Mayhem. Soap.”

Episode 60 – The Raid: Redemption (2011)
or “Complex Problems”

Episode 61 – The Raid 2 (2014)
or “Undercover Boogaloo”

Episode 62 – 23:59 (2011)
or “What’s Eating Gilbert Chan?”

Episode 63 – Garuda (2004)
or “(The Unexpected Vishnu of Ignorance)”

Episode 64 – Rocky Horror Show Live (2015)
or “It’s Not Easy Having a Good Time”

Episode 65 – Kids Vs. Monsters (2015)
or “Willy Wonka’s House of Horrors”

Episode 66 – Ash Vs. Evil Dead: “El Jefe” (2015)
or “The B-Team”

Episode 67 – The Condemned 2 (2015)
or “Snake’s On a Game (of Death)”

Episode 68 – Pizza (2012)
or “Life of Pi(e)”

Episode 69 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
or “Shittin’ On the Schlock of the Bay”

Episode 70 – Pizza II: the Villa (2013)
or “Another ‘Slice of (After)Life’ Story”

Episode 71 – Krampus: the Reckoning (2015)
or “Santa’s Claws”

Episode 72 – A Christmas Horror Story (2015)
or “Tales From the Cryptsmas”

Episode 73 [Rerun] – Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys (2004)
or “Toys In Babeland”

Episode 74 – Journey to the West (2013)
or “Monkey Shines”

Episode 75 – Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance (2015)
or “Heads on Pianos: Return of the Black Gift”

Episode 76 – City Under Siege (2010)
or “Big Top Beatdown”

Episode 77 – Preacher: “Pilot” (2016)
or “The Three People You Meet in Texas”

Episode 78 – Outcast: “A Darkness Surrounds Him” (2016)
or “The Love Below”

Episode 79 – Deadpool (2016)
or “The Little Merc Made”

Episode 80 – Dead Rising: Endgame (2016)
or “Not Just Another Zombie Movie (Yes It Is)”

Episode 81 – Dead 7 (2016)
or “What Do You Call 8 Teens at Crystal Lake?”

Episode 82 – Batman: the Killing Joke (2016)
or “The Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”

Episode 83 – Sinister Squad (2016)
or “#SquadHoles”

Episode 84 – The Tick: “Pilot” (2016)
or “Return of the Return to the Blue Galoot”

Episode 85 – Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? (2016)
or “Would You Offer Your Throat to the Vampire with the Camera?”

Episode 86 – The Neon Demon (2016)
or “Monsters of the Runway”

Episode 87 – Antibirth (2016)
or “The Psychedelic Conception of LSDizzle”

Episode 88 – Yoga Hosers (2016)
or “Nepotism: HoseblIVion”

Episode 89 – 31 (2016)
or “Send In the Clowns”

Episode 90 – The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s Do the Time Warp Again (2016)
or “Even Smiling Makes My Face Ache”

Episode 91 – Phantasm: RaVager (2016)
or “Balls of Fury”

Episode 92 – Killjoy (2000)
or “Homey Don’t Play That”

Episode 93 – Woke Up Dead (2009)
or “Napoleon’s Waterloo”

Episode 94 – Gacy (2003)
or “Pogo’s Big Adventure”

Episode 95 – Godzilla Resurgence (2016)
or “The West Wing: Tokyo”

Episode 96 – Death Race 2050 (2017)
or “Faster, Frankenstein! Kill! Kill!”

Episode 97 – 100 Tears (2007)
or “How Gurdy Got His Groove Back”

Episode 98 – The Greasy Strangler (2016)
or “The Murderous Misadventures of the Crisco Kid”

Episode 99 – Mr. Jingles (2006)
or “The Man Who Laughs (and Kills)”

Episode 100 – The Fall of the Louse of Usher (2002)
or “Love. Love Will Tear Us Apart Again.”

Episode 101 – Would You Rather (2012)
or “Guess Who’s Dying at Dinner”

Episode 102 [Rerun] – Grindhouse: Planet Terror (2007)
or “Dicks Don’t Get Wet”

Episode 103 [Rerun] – Grindhouse: Death Proof (2007)
or “Sex and the City 3: Blood on the Backroads”

Episode 104 – The Guardians (2017)
or “In Soviet Russia, Copyright Laws Infringe You!”

Episode 105 – Land of Smiles (2017)
or “We Turn Your Frowns Upside Down”

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