Advent Calendar of the Damned – Day 24: Part 1

The Rock N Roll Nightmare Before Christmas – in which we’re reminded the authentic reason we celebrate this season: that time in 1987 when The One True Thor defeated foam-rubber Satan (and his Wacky Wall Walker minions) using only the power of His oiled pecs, His blown out man-perm, and His legendary studded codpiece of Intercession.